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Sand sifters

and yes, I still have the sand sifters for you :) They just need to grow up a bit :)

Ah, Sarah-san, you are generous as you are, ah, married. Yes, ah, the storied Sand Sifters, legendary fish of the Rift, known to science as, ah, Enantiopus, from the ah, Greek for 'opposite footed'. Yes, yes the miscreant ones, Central African analogues for the, ah, Native American Coyote, tricksters capricious antics whose bedevil Bedouin and aquarist alike. You are, ah, too kind. Many stones shall I bring thee that glisten and gleam, and better still, sink. Yes, yes, this do I will, gladly, and absent a shred of humility or decorum.

"Be as a river unto all."
—Freshwater Paradigms, Chapter 1, Volume I, Encyclopedia Aquatica
 
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