Haikus... of Regret

[chris_todd]

Cory on the floor
Homicide or suicide?
Dust for fin-gerprints

 

[gliebig]

^haha.

 

[Tony]

Seven months have passed
CCA poetry dead?
Share some misery.

 

[mscichlid]

Pink belly flashing
Ovapositer down
Not interested. Dead.

 

[George]

I knew I was hooked up with crazies and illiterates. Come on! Can't you do better than that? How about limericks? Take a real challenge. Get up for it!!!! There is only one of you with heritage that lets him do this stuff.

George

 

[Avatar]

Heritage is for royalty and prudes - we all be 'Out of Africa'....

Unless I be mistaken, our self-proclimed resident curmudgeon hath thrown down a virtual gauntlet at the proverbial feet of our venerable Webmaster. Until said Irish Lord may reply and duly answer this feeble challenge, I offer the following in his stead:

Right now there's a grump down in Reston
Likes to pounce upon those posting questions
With great glee will he dismiss and flay
Those meek and witless 'til he moves far away
Leaving victims to give thanks for life's blessings




All donations for the Florida Hurry the Day Travel and Relocation Fund should be directed to the CCA President or Secretary.

 

[George]

A troubadour is amongst us. I applaud him and thank him for his meager efforts. I think others can do better. Ah, warmer climes do beckon.

Here is my meager effort.

An Argentine gaucho named Bruno
Said there is one thing I do know.
A woman is fine, a sheep is divine,
But a llama is numero uno.

So where's the fish you might ask. When you have a llama who needs a darn fish?

George

 

[mchambers]

Back to haiku

CCA auction
why did I purchase more fish
need another tank

 

[minifoot77]

A troubadour is amongst us. I applaud him and thank him for his meager efforts. I think others can do better. Ah, warmer climes do beckon.

Here is my meager effort.

An Argentine gaucho named Bruno
Said there is one thing I do know.
A woman is fine, a sheep is divine,
But a llama is numero uno.

So where's the fish you might ask. When you have a llama who needs a darn fish?

George

i don't know how many farms are around where you are moving to but someone should call and warn them ahead of time....

 

[mscichlid]

Cory on the floor
Homicide or suicide?
Dust for fin-gerprints

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