Funny Craigslist "Deals"

[rich_one]

LOL... that's awesome...

-Rich

 

[mdlnewman]

That tank is huge, how would one get it home?

 

[verbal]

That tank is huge, how would one get it home?

Probably moving van lol

 

[FishInMaryland]

See if you can figure out which part of the ad below made me laugh out loud??!!

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/hsh/2614001526.html

Date: 2011-10-12, 1:59PM EDT
Reply to: sale-ku94v-2614001526@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


For sale i have a purple 5 gallon aquarium, hooded light, with all the accessories you need:

5 Gallon Purple Aquarium with light
Purple gravel for the bottom
Water filtration system
Heater to keep the temperature constant
Underwater thermometer,
air pump keep water hydrated.


This a complete set which is great for a kids room. Everything is in good working condition but may need a little cleaning.

 

[Tony]

See if you can figure out which part of the ad below made me laugh out loud??!!


air pump keep water hydrated.

Wow... That's just plain embarrassing.

 

[rich_one]

At this point, whether you think this is a good or bad deal is irrelevant. What is very relevant, however, is the photos. Specifically, pay attention to the fish this person has stocked in this tank. WTF???

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/for/2654139224.html

-Rich

 

[DiscusnAfricans]

At this point, whether you think this is a good or bad deal is irrelevant. What is very relevant, however, is the photos. Specifically, pay attention to the fish this person has stocked in this tank. WTF???

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/for/2654139224.html

-Rich

You mean discus and flowerhorn don't make good tankmates?

 

[rich_one]

LOL...

-Rich

 

[jonclark96]

That's pretty nuts that they are co-existing in the same tank....

 

[Tony]

Good looking flower horn.

He looks like he's smiling in that picture - It must be a nice setup.

 

[rich_one]

One thing about this hobby, you'd be surprised at what works sometimes.

But I still feel like I'm looking at a grenade with the pin pulled... hopefully someone gets those fish!

-Rich

 

[Hawkman2000]

Large Fish Tank - $200 (6 Thaxton Court)

Date: 2011-10-17, 12:25AM EDT
Reply to: sale-j6uyd-2653621677@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


This Fish Tank is in good condition , it's 17 1/2 inches tall and 18 1/2 inches long!

CASH ONLY PLEASE
CASH ONLY PLEASE
CASH ONLY PLEASE
CASH ONLY PLEASE DUE TO FRAUD INCIDENTS.

-Thank You

• Location: 6 Thaxton Court
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[rich_one]

Large Fish Tank - $200 (6 Thaxton Court)

Date: 2011-10-17, 12:25AM EDT
Reply to: sale-j6uyd-2653621677@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


This Fish Tank is in good condition , it's 17 1/2 inches tall and 18 1/2 inches long!

CASH ONLY PLEASE
CASH ONLY PLEASE
CASH ONLY PLEASE
CASH ONLY PLEASE DUE TO FRAUD INCIDENTS.

-Thank You

• Location: 6 Thaxton Court
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Psst... hey... you think he's aware that the "fraud incident" is his asking price? :happy0007:

-Rich

 

[minifoot77]

Psst... hey... you think he's aware that the "fraud incident" is his asking price? :happy0007:

-Rich

right

 

[verbal]

The price isn't outrageous, but the stocking and condition is terrible

10 gal fish tank set with 5 fish - $40 (U street )

Date: 2011-10-21, 12:37AM EDT
Reply to: sale-7y2ze-2660873904@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Many tanks take too much of my time to take care of them so I just keep the main one and selling the rest.I have this 10 gallon tank left with two filters, heater, gravel, hood with light and 5 goldfish.
Email or call/text to 2023520344.serious only.thanks

• Location: U street
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[rich_one]

The price isn't outrageous, but the stocking and condition is terrible

10 gal fish tank set with 5 fish - $40 (U street )

Date: 2011-10-21, 12:37AM EDT
Reply to: sale-7y2ze-2660873904@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Many tanks take too much of my time to take care of them so I just keep the main one and selling the rest.I have this 10 gallon tank left with two filters, heater, gravel, hood with light and 5 goldfish.
Email or call/text to 2023520344.serious only.thanks

• Location: U street
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

:angry3:

-Rich

 

[rich_one]

Oh wow. So... what do you guys think is "funnier"? The 90 gallon koi tank, or the pics of the "african cichlids". Please note, the seller even mentions you can "farm" these cichlids, and sell the offspring for profit! Win/win, right?:smashfreakB: Incredible...

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/for/2660914743.html

-Rich

 

[minifoot77]

Oh wow. So... what do you guys think is "funnier"? The 90 gallon koi tank, or the pics of the "african cichlids". Please note, the seller even mentions you can "farm" these cichlids, and sell the offspring for profit! Win/win, right?:smashfreakB: Incredible...

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/for/2660914743.html

-Rich

did tony change his name to brian?

 

[FormulatedFire]

Fish Tank? More Like Fish Palace! - $65 (Cockeysville, MD)

Date: 2011-10-21, 9:17PM EDT
Reply to: sale-qgprd-2662423468@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


Do your fish friends need an upgrade? You've come to the right place! This 25 gallon tank includes light, filter, lovely backdrop, food, ick treatment, ammonia neutralizer, and decorative marbles! Your fish literally won't know how to thank you!

• Location: Cockeysville, MD
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[Nathan]

http://frederick.craigslist.org/for/2662961378.html