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Hawkman2000

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OMG

Would this be deserving an email bomb?

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/fuo/2914142418.html

Gorgeous black 46 Gallon Fish Tank with gravel and accessories - $850 (Ashburn,VA)

Date: 2012-03-27, 11:32AM EDT
Reply to: qg3sk-2914142418@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


Gorgeous black 46 Gallon Fish Tank with gravel and accessories. What is included:
46 gallon Fish tank
3 bags black gravel
Large floral reif
exotic colorful plastic plants
Air bubble producer
Aquarium thermometer

Serious offers only. Comes from a smoke free home. Cash only

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  • Location: Ashburn,VA
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 2914142418
 
scientist0724

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Hawkman2000 said:
Would this be deserving an email bomb?

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/fuo/2914142418.html

Gorgeous black 46 Gallon Fish Tank with gravel and accessories - $850 (Ashburn,VA)
Gorgeous black 46 Gallon Fish Tank with gravel and accessories. What is included:
46 gallon Fish tank
3 bags black gravel
Large floral reif
exotic colorful plastic plants
Air bubble producer
Aquarium thermometer

Serious offers only. Comes from a smoke free home. Cash only

Are they sure they weren't smoking something when they posted this ad???:wacko:

Arlene
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verbal

verbal

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I think there is also a posting for a tank for $1500 in Ashburn, not sure why used aquariums are so valuable there lol
 
Hawkman2000

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Something occurred to . Given the fact that we live in the capital area, we should be surprised that people think this way about pricing and other stuff. I mean we are surrounded by politicians and government contractors (not all are bad btw) that authorize payment 50 dollar toothbrushes and 100 dollar hammers.
 
verbal

verbal

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http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/for/3035555539.html

The price is high, but not in the ballpark of some of these other "deals". However the seller seems to be a little confused about what OBO means.



120 Gallon Aquarium for Sale!! (Frederick MD)

Date: 2012-05-24, 1:36PM EDT
Reply to: g3dcb-3035555539@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Moving sale!! There are other parts not listed that will come with the this tank. Buyer must have truck! Will sell parts separately!!! Please DO NOT try to haggle.

120 gallon tank (48 1/2 x 24 1/4 x 25 1/2) $700.00 (OBO)
1 black stand and lids (free with tank)
3 lighting assemblies (free with tank)
3 different type of lighting (I have to find the rating)
2 heaters (free with tank)
 
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rainforestexp

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http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/btr/3292034269.html

Name my fish

Date: 2012-09-23, 8:24PM CDT
I have a fish. Pretty good lookin fish if you ask me. Best looking one in Wal-Mart. Got drunk and thought hey! Fish sounds like a good idea. Bad idea. So now I'm stuck with a fish.
I have no desire to give it a name. But I feel like this fish is now my friend. Weird situation to be in. (not sexual).
I need a name for this fish. She lives a pretty interesting life (pictured).

Whoever offers me the most money will receive the privilege of naming my fish.
I'll post updates of the offers here at the end of everyday.

HERE'S WHAT YOU GET IN RETURN!!!
-weekly updates in my fish's life every Monday.
-she lives a very interesting life.
-the fish's dead corpse when it dies.
-or a video of it's viking funeral.
-If you don't know what a viking funeral is, look at this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjcsFPiQq94
-It'll go down something like that. (except live music... maybe a keg. Of course you'll be invited)

THIS AMAZING OPPORTUNITY ENDS AT THE END OF THE MONTH!!! September 30, 2012 at 5:00 p.m.

If you have any inquires, please hesitate to ask. Its a fish. Not very much to it.

Serious bidders only. This Wal- Mart fish means a lot to me. And by a lot I mean very little.
Poor college student with a stupid fish that thoroughly enjoys swimming... but she acts a little fishy sometimes.

Shoot me an email with your offer and live your life vicariously through my fish's life.

PICTURES!!!
-Picture number 1: THE FISH
-Picture number 2: FISH PLAYING BEER PONG
-Picture number 3: FISH WATCHING FISH PORN (she's a dirty girl)
 
dogofwar

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Drunk + Wal-Mart = Female Betta

rainforestexp said:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/btr/3292034269.html

Name my fish

Date: 2012-09-23, 8:24PM CDT
I have a fish. Pretty good lookin fish if you ask me. Best looking one in Wal-Mart. Got drunk and thought hey! Fish sounds like a good idea. Bad idea. So now I'm stuck with a fish.
I have no desire to give it a name. But I feel like this fish is now my friend. Weird situation to be in. (not sexual).
I need a name for this fish. She lives a pretty interesting life (pictured).

Whoever offers me the most money will receive the privilege of naming my fish.
I'll post updates of the offers here at the end of everyday.

HERE'S WHAT YOU GET IN RETURN!!!
-weekly updates in my fish's life every Monday.
-she lives a very interesting life.
-the fish's dead corpse when it dies.
-or a video of it's viking funeral.
-If you don't know what a viking funeral is, look at this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjcsFPiQq94
-It'll go down something like that. (except live music... maybe a keg. Of course you'll be invited)

THIS AMAZING OPPORTUNITY ENDS AT THE END OF THE MONTH!!! September 30, 2012 at 5:00 p.m.

If you have any inquires, please hesitate to ask. Its a fish. Not very much to it.

Serious bidders only. This Wal- Mart fish means a lot to me. And by a lot I mean very little.
Poor college student with a stupid fish that thoroughly enjoys swimming... but she acts a little fishy sometimes.

Shoot me an email with your offer and live your life vicariously through my fish's life.

PICTURES!!!
-Picture number 1: THE FISH
-Picture number 2: FISH PLAYING BEER PONG
-Picture number 3: FISH WATCHING FISH PORN (she's a dirty girl)
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