But I so wanted a wee little tank...
...and who said anything about indebtedness anyway?  Oh right, I did.  Would rather give you some fish, really nice ones see, so you toil under a burden of indebtedness.  Also: if your female macmasteri is ready to come live with a real male (instead of those apparent sissy boys you're keeping) there's a proven one lurking about over here just pining away for a mate.