"After awhile, reciprocating becomes nonexistent to our lovely ladies because they eventually manage to control the situation. "
I have just the one and She is increasingly enraptured by the tanks as there seems to be a direct correlation between spawning activity and said enthrallment - you may interpret that as you wish but as the tanks and the denizens mature in tandem with my own facility for inducing spawning (in the tanks), it seems the feminine affinity for younglings finds vicarious satisfaction in the presence of baby fish.
"And so you will resort to, "sneaking in fish using Whole Foods Bag, Sneaking out of bed and going outside to your car and extrapolating the embedded bag of fish hidden in the trunk of your car while your better half is in bed." Furthermore, you will resort to intellectual gibberish about how your fish pal let you have these
Rare Exotic fish that know one has...
Get the picture
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Not ever in this lifetime. "Prince of Atlantis - Master Jedi" indeed.
"Nevertheless, it becomes a task of covert operations on how to camouflage bags of fish or even tanks and don't be surprised to use the shower or places they never check. The less you say to them the better, otherwise they will manipulate you to buy them things in exchange for your precious little fishy...In other words you're screwed[/SIZE][/FONT]
:wacko: Just deal with it Sam, bend like a reed in the wind and just say," Yes honey, as you wish." It's a win win situation if you go that route."
See previous. Starting to sound like an argument for domestic partnership (as opposed to marriage) or confirmed bachelorhood.
"Eventually, I recommend you read Ronald Reagan's memoirs on how he got the American hostages released from Iran, it might be helpful just in case she catches you with a bag of fish. lol!"
This would be the same Ronald Reagan whose confederates were negotiating with Iran before he became President to delay the hostages' release until after the election so he could claim the White House? Don't get me started - easily one of the worst US Presidents of the modern era, revisionist history notwithstanding. His daughter Patti thinks so as well, so thanks but I doubt that he (or whomever actually wrote that book) will ever make it onto my reading list. However I would be interested in a compilation of domestic/spousal fish stories/anecdotes penned with appropriate drama. The bag of fish in the trunk I could easily see as several pages beginning with the acquisition of a prized species with a backstory of appropriate intrigue regarding various plans for their clandestine 'insertion' under cover of darkness. You could call it, "We Own the Night: A Chronicle of Covert Aquatic Ops on the Homefront"
