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In Lebanon , men are
legally allowed to have sex with
animals, but the animals
must be female. Having sexual
relations with a male
animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Bahrain , a male doctor
may legally examine a
woman's genitals, but
is prohibited from looking
directly at them during the
examination. He may only
see their reflection in a
mirror.
(Do they look different
reversed?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Muslims are banned from
looking at the genitals of a
corpse. This also applies
to undertakers. The sex organs
of the deceased must be
covered with a brick or piece of
wood at all times.
(A brick?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The penalty for
masturbation in Indonesia is
decapitation.
(Much worse than 'going
blind!')
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
There are men in Guam
whose full-time job is to travel
the countryside and
deflower young virgins, who pay
them for the privilege of
having sex for the first time.
Reason: under Guam law,
it is expressly forbidden for
virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a
minute; is there
any job anywhere else in
the world that even comes
close to this?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Hong Kong , a betrayed
wife is legally allowed to
kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with
her bare hands.
The husband's illicit
lover, on the other hand, may be
killed in any manner
desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Topless saleswomen are
legal in Liverpool , England
but only in tropical fish
stores.
(But of course!):jumpy:
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Cali , Colombia , a
woman may only have sex with
her husband, and the first
time this happens, her
mother must be in the room
to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the
thought.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
In Santa Cruz , Bolivia ,
it is illegal for a man to have
sex with a woman and her
daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was such a
huge problem that
they had to pass this law?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Maryland , it is
illegal to sell condoms from vending
machines with one
exception: Prophylactics may be
dispensed from a vending
machine only in places where
alcoholic beverages are
sold for consumption on the
premises.'
(Is this a great country or
what?
Well, not as great as Guam !)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Banging your head against a
wall uses 150 calories an
hour..
(Who volunteers for these
tests?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The ant can lift 50 times
its own weight, can pull 30
times its own weight and
always falls over on its right
side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little
bottles of ???)
(Did our government pay for
this research??)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Butterflies taste with
their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
An ostrich's eye is
bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like
that.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Starfish don't have
brains.
(I know some people like
that, too.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
And, the best for last?
Turtles can breathe through
their butts.
(And I thought I had bad
breath in the morning!)
Thank you all for reading
this, if you need to reach me
in the future. I will be in
Guam after a short stop to pick up fish in Liverpool !!!!!!
legally allowed to have sex with
animals, but the animals
must be female. Having sexual
relations with a male
animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Bahrain , a male doctor
may legally examine a
woman's genitals, but
is prohibited from looking
directly at them during the
examination. He may only
see their reflection in a
mirror.
(Do they look different
reversed?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Muslims are banned from
looking at the genitals of a
corpse. This also applies
to undertakers. The sex organs
of the deceased must be
covered with a brick or piece of
wood at all times.
(A brick?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The penalty for
masturbation in Indonesia is
decapitation.
(Much worse than 'going
blind!')
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
There are men in Guam
whose full-time job is to travel
the countryside and
deflower young virgins, who pay
them for the privilege of
having sex for the first time.
Reason: under Guam law,
it is expressly forbidden for
virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a
minute; is there
any job anywhere else in
the world that even comes
close to this?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Hong Kong , a betrayed
wife is legally allowed to
kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with
her bare hands.
The husband's illicit
lover, on the other hand, may be
killed in any manner
desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Topless saleswomen are
legal in Liverpool , England
but only in tropical fish
stores.
(But of course!):jumpy:
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Cali , Colombia , a
woman may only have sex with
her husband, and the first
time this happens, her
mother must be in the room
to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the
thought.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
In Santa Cruz , Bolivia ,
it is illegal for a man to have
sex with a woman and her
daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was such a
huge problem that
they had to pass this law?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Maryland , it is
illegal to sell condoms from vending
machines with one
exception: Prophylactics may be
dispensed from a vending
machine only in places where
alcoholic beverages are
sold for consumption on the
premises.'
(Is this a great country or
what?
Well, not as great as Guam !)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Banging your head against a
wall uses 150 calories an
hour..
(Who volunteers for these
tests?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The ant can lift 50 times
its own weight, can pull 30
times its own weight and
always falls over on its right
side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little
bottles of ???)
(Did our government pay for
this research??)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Butterflies taste with
their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
An ostrich's eye is
bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like
that.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Starfish don't have
brains.
(I know some people like
that, too.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
And, the best for last?
Turtles can breathe through
their butts.
(And I thought I had bad
breath in the morning!)
Thank you all for reading
this, if you need to reach me
in the future. I will be in
Guam after a short stop to pick up fish in Liverpool !!!!!!
